Ok. So you want to know, all there is to know about being a "Momma's Kid". Great. Let us break it down. First item of business, for both IMVU members and Developers alike:

1: Leave xCubCakex a message. Mention "Momma's Kids" and request to be signed up.

2: Add Momma's Stizzo banner to your page, easilly viewable by your visitors.

Add this code to your page:
<a href="http://www.istochathvaults.com/imvu/stizzo/imvustizzomainframe.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.istochathvaults.com/imvu//stizzo/banner.gif" width="400" height="150" border = "0"></a>  

Developers.. . . You're done. Simply mention that you want to sign up as a developer, and we'll take care of the rest! That is, unless you want free sh*t. If so, continue to follow these directions!

3: Purchase Momma Rose products. "But I don't like any of her products." Great. Don't sign up. Go away. "I knew there was a catch!" Duh. The glass is always half empty, didn't you know? Now, before anyone trips, moves on thinkin', "I ain't buyin sh*t." Check out the recquirements, and the rewards.

4: Make a choice. Sign up or go away. If you do leave, don't go away mad, just go away. No, we're kidding. Really, joking. Go away.

REWARD PROGRAM

Signing up = Any sticker from Momma's catalog

Purchases from Momma's catalog, adding up to 5k = Any item in Momma's catalog under 1.5k

Purchases from Momma's catalog, adding up to 10k = Any item in Momma's catalog under 1.5k

and

Any item from a Developer on Momma's Dev List under 2k

5: IstoChath will be keeping tabs on purchases, but only, ONLY if notified shortly afterward. A message informing IstoChath of your purchase should read something like, "I bought Momma's *blah blah blah*. I'm a Momma's Kid." To contact IstoChath about a purchase click here. Why? Because it's hard to keep up, on a daily. This way you've informed him, and he can act on it immediately, and you won't get left in the dust. Consider it insurance.

6: IstoChath will contact you when your total has reached it's next reward level. He'll instruct you to browse either Momma's catalog and/or  those on The Almighty Dev's List. Inform him of the item you want gifted, add it to your gift list and. . .

FREE SH*T!

In addition...

Send us your birthday, month and day, and you'll not only get a gift on your birthday, but also a ten broadcast, three day shout out telling IMVU about your very important day! *shoutouts start 2008*

Get gifts from Momma, FrauFrost and EasternSky reguarly. That's right, simply for being a Momma's Kid and putting her banner on your page you'll get loads of free stuff. How's that for being spoiled?

Sign up today!

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